i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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