so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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