that's an acceptable place to lick
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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