hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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