one might say we're banned from that church
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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