Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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