Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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