If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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