Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
The power of my boobs compel you
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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