you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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