He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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