do herpes really smell.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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