DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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