Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
there was a trapeze. enough said
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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