i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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