Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I just found puke in my bra..
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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