take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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