I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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