You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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