stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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