The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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