why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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