HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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