It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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