am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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