I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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