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Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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