dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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