Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I feel great
I just peed on a car
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize