i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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