he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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