I need help removing her.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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