The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I use my feet as sexual weapons
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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