I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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