I have demons in me.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We talked him into tasing himself.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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