I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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