I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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