That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I wish i was in the wii world.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My vagina just recognized that song.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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