I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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