Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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