Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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