You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
What drink are we having for lunch?
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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