Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize