just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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