I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
NoShamevember. You game?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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