Yo dont text me then not text me
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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