Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize