peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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