I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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