He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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